monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. β€œis this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

If you die in kim k hollywood you die in real life

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye